LEt’s get this banning started!
In order to ban Rise of the Fishmen from your business, workplace, school or country, please send a hand-written letter (scanned or photographed) to the following email: th.watts3@gmail.com
If you are sans hands, we also accept holograms, voice memos (screamed if possible), and messages in bottles. Chuck that sucker in the sea, and with any luck… we’ll get it.
Make sure to include your reason for banning Rise of the Fishmen, and please… feel free to throw as much shade on the book as you deem appropriate.
Perks of banning the novel include exclusive access to the:
And best of all… the eternal gratitude of your pal T.H.
“Only by getting the book banned… can I guarantee its success!”
— An Idiot
“I’ll hook you up with a 50/50 split of the guaranteed riches!”
— That very same idiot.